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ever since i graduated from highschool, i started to practice less on cheating (in any form). i opted not to be the LAST OPTION when major exams or quizes are comming. it all began when i took entrance exams from the colleges i went to. when proctors of those admission tests exclaimed "NO LOOKING ON YOUR SEATMATES PAPER!" blah blah.. ok.. masunurin ako. sinusunod ko lang. then it went on.. unfortunately, i sometimes ended with a failed mark. ok lang! atleast, having a conviction that i honestly took that exam with my own might is somehow relieving after exams... i may have a failed grade but God repay those good deeds at the end of the day like in my family's health, having a peaceful life or another day to live!


some of the cheating tricks i've observed from gradeschool to college:


*kapag hindi nakatingin si mam/sir technique - ofcourse! the golden rule: wag mag papahuli kapag nakaharap ang titser!

*the all time kodigo making technique - oh yes, lalo na yung mga exams na true or false, multiple choice, enumeration at identification. these are all the temptations why kodigos are the most reliable source of answers! we can write it in almost evrything we can put inside our uniforms pockets! anjan ang panyo, socks, post it, calculator(programmable), tissue paper, registration forms, examination permits, in the HANDS, arm chair, at sa lahat na pwedeng sulatan!

*High Tech cheating Technique - ito yung mga desperadong may kontak pa sa labas or someone like a "reliable source" para makapandaya! hanep sa style ah!

*the signs - this technique evolved ever since it has been debuted when examinations are aproaching! these are in the signs of tapping, blinking, whistling, coughing, yawning, finger signs, movement of the feet, singing and hand signs! the worst of the evolution of this technique was face making! wow! come to think of it! hehehe..

*garapalan - eto yung kahit nakaharap at nangongolekta na ang titser ay ipinamumudmod ang kanilang papel sa mga katabi kapag last 5 minutes na. sinisigaw na ng malakas yung sagot.

*the accomplice - this one's a classic! a classmate of yours will distract the teacher, proctor or the professor by questioning him/her about the exam. pero dapat matalas na ang iyong pandinig at mata para maka kopya ka sa loob ng 5 to 10 seconds!

*PWISTO! - eto isa pang classic! before the exams, everybody's busy planning a sitting arrangements of their own. individually or group, this technique has been scrapped out by students due to anti sitting arrangements of the proctors.

*mission impossible or heist - this technique have done only by those who are experts on the field of cheating. ito yung technique na pinag aaralan lahat. from the teacher's mode of exams, sitting arrangements, stealing an examination paper to questioning the students from the other sections. matinding preparations ang ginagawa nila. they plan as if they are stealing a big casino from vegas.


you think its better to cheat than to repeat? hehe... well, think again. the more you practice it, you may not notice it at first, but it will became a part of your daily routine. hanggang sa dinadaya mo na ang sarili mo at ang mga minamahal mo sa buhay. the worst, you tend to break the rules. from simplier to the most. from paying the ride fare to paying the rent. sooner or later, magiging mitsa pa ito ng iyong buhay to end your career.