Theories Of The Vocalist

Jijaw (gee.jau) is our band's premier vocalist. He's mababaw yet simple principal song-writer of ours, as well. We loved to talk about almost anything beyond what our head's capacity can perform. Once or twice, I remembered we talked about his peculiar and funny beliefs on relationships. He set out three scientifically related theories and laws, that all of us learned in highschool, and eventually got the knack of imposing it to courting problems, which most of us do experience it from time to time. Most especially to a person who have a particular likeness to someone already taken.

1. "The Continental Drift Theory"

Jijaw: "Sus! Kung ang mga pulo nga ng Pilipinas e naghihiwalay e, sila pa kayang mag kasintahan lang?!"

2. "The Law Of Gravitational Pull"

Chigo: "So kumusta kayo nung nililigawan mo lately?"
Jijaw: "Wala e. May gustong iba. Pero... mahuhulog at mahuhulog din yan sakin.."

3. "The Hen and Rooster Law"

Chigo: "May boypren na yung balak kong ligawan e. Sayang.."
Jijaw: "Wooshoo! Mas madaling mahuli ang manok kapag nakatali! Tuloy mo lang!"
Chigo: "Uluuuul. 'Di na, tol!" :)
Jijaw: "Bahala ka... who knows? hehe.." (evil smile here)
Chigo: "It will complicate things e. Wasak yung ganun, pre. 'Di na lang.."

(jijaw pertaining to the chicken as the girl which was nakatali na sa boypren.)

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Jijaw still got alot of these funny and (i don't know if this is a correct term) promising so-called theories and laws up his stinking sleeves, but this is all I can share for now. hehehe!

Disclaimer: The said theories was quite a success for him... almost. Now, he's still single and clandestinely in love with someone. hehehehe! peace tayo pare! :)