Love According To Calculus

This was created by a friend of mine who likes to be known only as Calculus.


Love is like mathematics. It is confusing.

Love is like a + b = b + a. It is commutative.

Love is like a + (b + c) = (a + b) + c. It is associative.

Love is like a(b + c) = ab + ac. It is distributive.

Love is like 0 divided by 0. It is indeterminate.

Love is like the square root of 2. It is irrational.

Love is like the limit of 1/x as x approaches 0. It is infinite.

Love is like the limit of polynomial functions. It is continuous.

Love is like an inverse of a matrix. It is unique.

But most of all, love is like division by zero. It is undefined



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